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 Post Posted: Sat May 09, 2020 10:35 pm 
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So a game doing the rounds is to ask your wife for her starting 11. Doesn't matter what generation of player she says or what crazy name. It goes down.

My wife's

GK - Peter Schmeical

Def - Ashley Cole
Def - Steven Gerrard
Def - Chris Ronaldo
Def - Rio Ferdinand

Mid - Micheal Owen
Mid - Jonny Evans
Mid - Will Grigg

Att - David Beckham
Att - Wayne Rooney
Att - Mersi (that Barca 1)

Man city - 115
Crusaders - 117 & 121
Southampton - 119
Bayern Munich -120
Vikingur Reykjavik-121

 Post Posted: Sat May 09, 2020 10:41 pm 
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GK. David Shearer (Think she means David Seaman)

Def- Ian Wright
Def - David Beckham
Def - Andy Cole
Def - Ashley Cole

Mid - Pierre Van Hoojdoink
Mid- Simon Donnelly
Mid - Cristiano Ronaldo

Fwd - That little midget one Pepe (worked out that she meant Pele)
Fwd - Ryan Giggs
Fwd - Messi

120 Porto - Champs S1,S2
121 Hibs
100/104/107/112 Hibs League/Cup winner
108 Mallorca
114 Palermo CL/FA/League Cup
115 FC UFA League/FA Cupx2
116 Nice League/Cup x3
117 Foggia League/Cup
118 Hoffenheim League/Cup x3
119 Sevilla

 Post Posted: Sun May 10, 2020 9:02 am 
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Gk the seaman guy

Lb Glenn hoddle
Cb Ian Wright
Cb Jose morinho
Rb Alan shearer

Lm Gary Lineker
Cm Henry
Cm Jamie Redknapp
Rm David Beckham

Cf Ronaldo
Cf Rooney

Levante game 121

 Post Posted: Sun May 10, 2020 9:07 am 
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When she said morinho I cracked up

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 Post Posted: Sun May 10, 2020 9:59 am 

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Tough shift for Beckham....

“ GK - joe hart

Def- Wayne Rooney
Def - Ashley Young
Def - Gareth Barry
Def - Ronaldo

Mid - David beckam
Mid- Jordan Pickford
Mid - Harry McGuire

Fwd - John terry
Fwd - Harry Kane
Fwd - Kieran trippier

I don’t know if they’re in the right places but that’s about all the footy players I know”

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St Mirren 107
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Genoa 121

 Post Posted: Sun May 10, 2020 5:27 pm 
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Location: Birmingham
Gk - Peter schmeicael
Defender - Abdul agbonglahor
Attacker - Michael owen
Defender cuz tall - Peter crouch
Attacker - Cantona
Attacker - Wayne Rooney
When u play fifa u always say his name and it sounds like slang.....african name .......forget it
Midfield - Philip scholes
Attacker - Bepe no pele!
Midfield - The one i hate , little weasel one.....gerry lingaard
Defender - The lovely guy with the waistcoats (southgate)
Defender because he cant run very far - Fat alcholic guy.... bez ? Always swearing.....hes on big brother ....oh that razor one

Then she comes back in .....boppy?....mboppy? (Its mbappe) :shock:


PAOK Game121

Valencia 117
Lokeren 112
Birmingham City 114

 Post Posted: Sun May 10, 2020 6:48 pm 
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I’ve chosen to quote exactly what my other half Leah actually said.....

Me: What Formation you going for?

Leah: 422, that’s one isn’t it?

Me: You need 11 players Leah :lol: :lol:

Leah: Oh a 442 then.


Leah: David Seaman he’s a good one isn’t he?

Me: I nod.


Leah: That one who plays for Chelsea, the old captain, John Terry. Rio Ferdinand and um, Ryan Giggs.

Me: That’s 3 Leah.

Leah: You said 3 that’s 3.

Me: No Leah you chose a 422 and then changed it to 442 formation.

Leah: Oh god I dunno math, can i choose you?

Me: No

Leah: I used to like Ronnie Fowler but he’s a striker.

Me: You can pick who you want

Midfielders then:

Leah: I know Steve Mcmanaman and Teddy Sheringham, but these are donkeys years old and Ian Wright and what about Jamie Redknapp.

Me: I nod.


Leah: That one you like Mo Salah, he’s a striker isn’t he. Then the England captain, the tall one who plays for Leicester um...... that Harry Kane.


Leah: Oh I used to like that one from Chelsea, the Italian guy. I think he just got sacked from Manchester City for being shit, I have to google him now. Yeah that’s him Jose Mourinho.

Me: After I stopped laughing at the manger one, I suppose the side wouldn’t lack goals but can’t see them winning many :lol: :lol: Nice one Leah, good laugh.

Chosen Side.

GK - David Seaman
RB - John Terry
CB - Rio Ferdinand
CB - Ryan Giggs
LB - Ronnie Fowler
RM - Steve Mcmanaman
CM - Teddy Sheringham
CM - Ian Wright
LW - Jamie Redknapp
F - Harry Kane
F - Mo Salah

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 Post Posted: Sun May 10, 2020 9:25 pm 
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GK - Paul Robinson (She used to fancy him) :lol:

LB - Gary Neville
RB - Rio
CB - Harry Maguire
CB - Wes Brown

LM - Ronaldo
RM - Frank Lampard
CM - Beckham
CM - Scholes

CF - Rooney
CF - Michael Owen

My wife didn't do too bad.

PSV 99
Genoa 102
Ayr 107
Getafe 112

Proleter 121

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