I’ve chosen to quote exactly what my other half Leah actually said.....
Me: What Formation you going for?
Leah: 422, that’s one isn’t it?
Me: You need 11 players Leah 
Leah: Oh a 442 then.
Goalkeeper:
Leah: David Seaman he’s a good one isn’t he?
Me: I nod.
Defenders:
Leah: That one who plays for Chelsea, the old captain, John Terry. Rio Ferdinand and um, Ryan Giggs.
Me: That’s 3 Leah.
Leah: You said 3 that’s 3.
Me: No Leah you chose a 422 and then changed it to 442 formation.
Leah: Oh god I dunno math, can i choose you?
Me: No
Leah: I used to like Ronnie Fowler but he’s a striker.
Me: You can pick who you want
Midfielders then:
Leah: I know Steve Mcmanaman and Teddy Sheringham, but these are donkeys years old and Ian Wright and what about Jamie Redknapp.
Me: I nod.
Strikers:
Leah: That one you like Mo Salah, he’s a striker isn’t he. Then the England captain, the tall one who plays for Leicester um...... that Harry Kane.
Manager:
Leah: Oh I used to like that one from Chelsea, the Italian guy. I think he just got sacked from Manchester City for being shit, I have to google him now. Yeah that’s him Jose Mourinho.
Me: After I stopped laughing at the manger one, I suppose the side wouldn’t lack goals but can’t see them winning many Nice one Leah, good laugh.
Chosen Side.
GK - David Seaman
RB - John Terry
CB - Rio Ferdinand
CB - Ryan Giggs
LB - Ronnie Fowler
RM - Steve Mcmanaman
CM - Teddy Sheringham
CM - Ian Wright
LW - Jamie Redknapp
F - Harry Kane
F - Mo Salah
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